told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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