So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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