Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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