Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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