pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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