glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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