I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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