Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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