I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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