They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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