just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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