i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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