There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There r osticjed everywhere
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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