we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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