Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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