The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we're making bets on your personal life
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Still dying that you shit outside
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
