whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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