everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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