Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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