Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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