community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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