Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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