Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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