Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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