I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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