Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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