her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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