Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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