You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
