Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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