I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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