xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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