To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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