one might say we're banned from that church
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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