I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
farters have to be the big spoon...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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