no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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