why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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