Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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