chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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