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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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