You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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