I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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