We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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