Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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