I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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