I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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