windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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