So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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