the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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