Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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