Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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