I want to make a zoo with you.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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