Buhtt sex?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
