she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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