Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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